Coming Soon to a New York Times Bestseller List Near You

If you could write a book, what would it be about and what would you call it?  I’ve asked myself these questions before, but upon contemplation I’ve learned more about what I’m NOT qualified to write about rather that what I am.  So here you go – a list of BOOKS I WILL NEVER WRITE:

1.  “What Skinny People Know”
2.  “Food Storage for Dummies”
3.  “Making the Most of Your MOTAB:  Your Road Trip Music Guide for Crossing Wyoming”
4.  “Practical Personal Progress – How to Share the Gospel While Wearing Your Medallion”  (click here for a more detailed review of my hypocrisy as a YW leader)
5.  “The Eternal Scrapbooker:  ‘Just Put A Button Where His Face Is’ and other tips for manipulating your pictures from a horrible family vacation into a book of treasured memories”
6.  “To Some It Is Given To Watch Others Do All The Work – A Guide for Recognizing Your Spiritual Gifts”

Not to be left out is the one book I feel qualified to weigh in on.  Here’s what I would call it:

“FHE for You and Me – Where Charity Sometimes Faileth and Love at Home is Optional”. Tell me that wouldn’t skyrocket to #1?

3 Responses to “Coming Soon to a New York Times Bestseller List Near You”
  1. hbeck3707 says:

    Right… that ice cream trip should be the highlight of your FHE book.

  2. ganelle says:

    You SOLD your Personal Progress Medallion? For a trip to Hawaii??? You gotta be kiddin’!

  3. LuWenn says:

    I tend to buy books with titles that reflect my life, so I would probably write something similar. “My Life As Ringmaster of A Three Ring Circus” “Who Moved My Toilet Paper?” “Sorry, the Maid’s on Strike, And Other Snappy Remarks For Those Days When You Forgot Your Visiting Teachers Were Coming”

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