A child’s arm hurts.
Child requests an ice pack.
Mom gets bag of frozen vegetables for child’s arm.
Child takes bag to bed with him, mom makes note to self to remember to retrieve bag before she goes to bed.
Mom forgets.
Two days later, “WHAT is that SMELL?”
Mom should have used a different vegetable. Frozen broccoli + arm injury + thawed on a nightstand for two days = is that 17 dead animals, or did Drew and Cory eat refried beans and boiled eggs at three in the morning?
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