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A few minutes ago my doorbell rang. Standing there were two, delightful boys from the neighborhood looking to play with my son. I happened to be wearing this shirt.
And did I mention that these two young boys are not only delightful, but Jewish? *hangs head in shame* I can’t decide which is worse, being caught by Jews in this shirt or embarrassing myself in front of the poor Jehovah’s Witness children.
Tough call.
Yup.
I doubt I have any other friend this sort of stuff happens to you. I don’t know. Is it karma???
Oh, and I should add that when my younger sister married my brother-in-law, an Iranian born muslem, she explained to my mother he ate no pork. Mom said, “That’s okay, I’ll put in a nice ham!” Ultimately, he no longer practices and she’s fed him all kinds of pork over the years – bacon, sausage, pork roast, ham. You name it, she fed it to him. She honestly didn’t get that these were ‘pork’ products he wasn’t supposed to eat.
I am pretty sure I laughed until snot came out of my nose!
I can always tell by the title in my reader that the post of from you. Especially when it has the word bacon in it! too funny!
Just invite them over for some Kosher hot dogs. It’ll be fine. Just don’t wear the shirt
Bahahahah. Quality.
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