Further Evidence of My Advanced Age

As if I needed any more indications of how old I am, I have just discovered two more things that I “predate.”  The first, warehouse shopping, is not so alarming. I remember fondly my first wide-eyed foray into a Sam’s Club–the astonishing array of giant-sized containers, the prices that made it cheaper to buy the full-on 5-gallon tub of Cheez Balls even if you knew you’d end up tossing half of them (though how you can discern when a Cheez Ball has gone bad is a mystery to me).

But it was more disconcerting to be perusing my grocery-store receipt the other day and have it flash into my mind that I remembered the first grocery store in our area to implement such itemized receipts. I remember being shown the UPC on the bottom of a box of crackers and being told what it was for. And I distinctly remember thinking, “Oh, I’m so sure! Like they’re going to put that ugly little computer thingie on every product they sell!”

Life before the barcode. I’m really feeling like a dinosaur now.

5 Responses to “Further Evidence of My Advanced Age”
  1. eveypeevy says:

    Just to make you feel better, I’m 31 and I remember price tagging everything in my dad’s store. I loved that little price tag gun. I find the barcodes to magical and mysterious. I will never understand how they work. It’s magic!

  2. Carlimac says:

    I’m right there with you in Dinosaurland Emily. Remember weighing fruit in those swinging scales hanging in the fruit dept.? And when buying feminine products meant only a quick snatching of a Kotex box off the shelf rather than standing there for 10 min trying to decipher the difference between extra-long-super-minis with leak guard and ultra-thin-super-overnights with flexi-wings? And when the size of a cereal box was big enough to last at least through a few breakfasts instead of small enough to be consumed by a hungry teenager at 11 PM in one sitting?

  3. emilylf says:

    oh man that is funny. seriously.

  4. rocslinger says:

    We were the first family in the neighborhood to own a push button phone. I remember the fuller brush salesman stopping in front of our house with his wares, and who can forget the 35mm home movie camera and projector. Not that I’m old or anything.

  5. BYU Women.s Services says:

    I remember when we still used CDs…

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