Read Inkheart to Your Kids This Summer While You’re Waiting for the Harry Potter Movie

I just watched Inkheart. More accurately,  I watched Inkheart, ate some strawberry shortcake, threw away the Costa Vida dinner remains and then came straight to my computer to tell you that I just watched Inkheart, starring Brendan Fraser’s eyebrows. (His bangs are going to KILL me for giving the eyebrows top billing!)

I was so excited when I heard they were making a movie out of Cornelia Funke’s (I think it sounds just like it looks: fyoon-kay) Inkheart series. But the reviews weren’t so good and yadda yadda yadda, we just got around to watching it. (By “watching” it I mean ordering it to go from Amazon.com to our TV using our computer–and you thought reading people in and out of books was remarkable!) The movie isn’t horrible. It is my belief that Paul Bettany and Andy Serkis can carry ANY movie. And I had forgotten what a great story Inkheart is.

It’s about a fellow, a “silver tongue,” if you will. When he reads books the characters become real and come out of the book. *Other things can come out too, like the tornado from Wizard of Oz. Sometimes people go into the books–it’s hard to control and even harder to predict exactly what will happen. As you can imagine (if you are thinking creatively), it’s kind of a sought-after gift.

We listened to the first book in this series on tape. It’s good. And now the trilogy is complete. Maybe your kids were too young to be interested when it came out but might be old enough now. If so, lucky you. When I finally got on the Harry Potter train [Hogwarts Express--ahh, yee-ah!] the first 2 or 3 books were already out. It was great. But I soon caught up and had to play the painful waiting game with J.K. (Worth it, by the way).

Anyhoo, I know we’re all killing time until July 15th when the startling and painful Halfblood Prince comes out in theaters. (So help me folks I have always maintained Snape’s loyalty to Dumbledore and I make you an unbreakable vow–here, give me your wrist–that I am NOT GOING TO CRY–uh oh, already tearing up. . . ) So here’s something to do with your kids that doesn’t involve sunscreen, Frisbees, or grass. Blek. You’re welcome.

What? You don’t spend the summer hunkered down with your kids under blankets with the AC blaring yelling at the youngest to be quiet so you can hear what’s happening on the scratched book on CD you checked out at the library? You don’t know what  you’re missing, my friend.

*What would you read out of a book if you could? Come on, be honest–not the Liahona. The first thing that comes to my mind is Turkish Delight and that full-course dinner gum from Willy Wonka. Who am I kidding? I’d read Albus Dumbledore straight out of harm’s way and keep him safe. Oh, hi everyone who is too good for Harry Potter! You’re dumb.

14 Responses to “Read Inkheart to Your Kids This Summer While You’re Waiting for the Harry Potter Movie”
  1. stephw70 says:

    We just watched that movie a few days ago as well. Very fun. Brendan Fraser’s eyebrows…hehe…that’s funny. They were quite expressive, come to think of it.

  2. dede says:

    I spent the majority of my childhood pretending that the orchard behind my house was Terabithia. I would totally read a real Terabithia out of a book any day of the week!
    Too good for Harry Potter??? Not possible. I plan on bringing a box of tissue with me on the 15th.


  3. I’ll have to check out Inkheart. I’m pretty lame (to use YOUR word!), but I’d read out a maid to come and clean my house, Mary Poppins to entertain the kids, and Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle to give me a magic pill to make all the kids behave.

  4. emilylf says:

    I’m going to be at stupid girls camp when the HP movie comes out…and my kids’ dentist even rented out three theaters so we could see it the DAY BEFORE. Darn girls camp and my stupidity in never refusing to accept callings!

    i, too, always maintained snape’s innocence (you can read my brother’s manifesto about it (which he wrote mere days after finishing book #6 and a full year before #7 came out) here: http://larsonsrgreat.blogspot.com/2007/06/harry-potter.html ).

    I cried during the preview for Harry Potter when he yells “fight back you coward!” seriously.

  5. grannybabs says:

    I finally read “Tale of Desperaux” this week – my book group’s challenge is to read as many Newbery winners as possible – I’m at 48 now – out of 87 – but I read 47 of them in years past!!

    But I digress. I did not see the TOD movie but think that this would be a great read aloud book to kids – maybe I’m yesterday’s news and all the elementary teachers have already read it aloud to all the kids in town – but it’s got my vote.

    I’m excited for HP too – but usually wait for the hoopla to die down before I go to the theater -I abhor crowds of children – unless they are in a classroom I’m the boss of! (Mostly I abhor the parents who don’t come with their kids to help them make better behavioral choices!!)

    Inkheart caught my eye at the checkout stand yesterday – I will give it a look-see!


  6. Just watched that movie today! Read the Inkheart book a while ago, but wasn’t impressed enough to go on with the series. The first was a little too painful with the heroes(?) getting caught ALL THE TIME! you would think the good guys would learn to cover their tracks a little. Just Saying.

  7. Kerri says:

    I would read out a little village like that in The Mitford Series with all the interesting characters – I adore Father Tim – and I’d add a lovely cottage for myself and our tiny 3 member family with a huge yard and gardens (tended by someone who can actually make things grow rather than kill them). But it would be cool and not humid all summer with lots more snow than they get in the winter.

    We loved Inkheart, both book form and especially the movie. And Harry Potter trailers are being watched here regularly as we await the release date. We’ll go a day or two later, to miss the worst part of the crowds, but we won’t be able to wait long.

    My daughter reads constantly, losing herself in her imagination, usually at 250+ books over the summer. I wish I had that kind of time.

  8. summertime says:

    Hurray for someone else who likes the Mitford Series. No one else had heard of it when I tried to share the joy.

    I have to read to feel alive. I squeeze it in whenever I can. No that we have cancelled our satellite service, because we are trying to be a frugal as possible, there is going to be a lot more reading going on!

  9. Hailey says:

    I love you for writing this, and it makes me sad I’ll be watching HP in Boston while you watch it in Utah. We have not read Inkheart yet, so I will get on that. Also, I would read out just about every feast in the Great Hall, especially that pumpkin juice stuff and the stuff from the pub, what is it-butter beer?

  10. Kacy says:

    I know. I want butter beer.

  11. LeonaBea says:

    I imagine it tastes a bit like the Apple Beer they have on tap at Heaps Brick Oven.

  12. JP says:

    We’ve made it a tradition to see the midnight showing of the HP movies. (Did I just admit that to the internet??) The people watching at those events is fantastic! My daughter is super excited because this year I’ve deemed her old (cool) enough to go.

    I will think about reading Inkheart. You’ve intruiged me.

  13. AnneT. says:

    Apple Beer is one of those great Utah things that needs to make its way out here to the Midwest. Love it. Turkish delight, on the other hand, is a real thing that is gross. It always sounded so wonderful in the book…

  14. jntswally says:

    Thanks for recommending Inkheart. I have great memories of reading this series with my daughter LAST summer.

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