I’m facing the neighbors at a 45 degree angle in my pajamas, sitting on a stool outside with the laptop balancing on one knee as I yell orders to the kids

My internet connection may fail at any moment, so I’ll make this brief. For all of you about to embark on “vacation” with several small children, while this information is fresh in my mind, let me share some advice:

1. Pringles in the car (thanks, Kacy!)–they’re food AND a toy.
2. Dum-dum suckers. Small, satisfying, and stop noise, but sticky. Somewhere in Nevada, I didn’t mind the sticky part.
3. Empty, large paper or plastic cups for the boys for that stretch of road between Vegas and Primm that inched by for hours with no place to stop.
4. Hand sanitizer in all its forms (see #3).
5. Antibacterial wipes in purse, car, diaper bag, stroller (see #2 and #3).
6. Laptop with power inverter and earplugs for mom. If you can’t hear “Mom!MOM! MOM!” a million times, and only a few thousand, it helps. It really does.
7. Advil (see #6)
8. Print off coupons for sights you’re going to see. Like Legoland (more on that later).
9. Funny side note: I just yelled “Go play with your Legos!” to Hugh who is whining and whining and won’t stop, and he just told me “You’re not going to make my cake for my birthday anymore!” as if it were a threat. Remember the wad of cash we just spent at Legoland? YOU’RE WELCOME.
10. Video camera, camera, and drawing journals so the children remember that you did, actually, do something fun and did, in reality, take them places and make fun family memories.

Havin’ fun in San Diego! Stay Sweet! See You Soon!

xo

5 Responses to “I’m facing the neighbors at a 45 degree angle in my pajamas, sitting on a stool outside with the laptop balancing on one knee as I yell orders to the kids”
  1. Green Jello says:

    Wow, I think you are taking the exact family vacation I just (survived)returned home from about 3 days ago. I think I can pretty much write your post about Legoland for you….my whole family shared one kids meal at the pizza place…

  2. Green Jello says:

    PS, I am looking for someone to install a chauffeur’s window in my car so I can roll it up and block out the noise coming from my backseat…know anyone?

  3. Kalle Davis says:

    my brother says it’s a “vacation” if you do without the kids and a “trip” if you take the kids with you. Have Fun!

  4. Tanya says:

    After a recent “trip” my sister in law was talking about writing to her van manufacturer to suggest some new options on future models: chauffeur glass, intercom (one way – so you could communicate (yell) with your children but not have to hear their responses), and ejection seats and/or straight jackets depending on the child. I agree. As a child my parents made a yearly trip to Grandma’s that required two full days in the car. There are seven children in eleven years. I am amazed that my mother didn’t strangle any of us. She read aloud to us, not sure whether that was to entertain us or drown us out, but it worked either way.

  5. christy says:

    We just pulled a two week road trip which actually involved going to your home ward last Sunday! My brother and sister-in-law just got sealed this week in the Manti temple and we came to church just to help them with your sunbeam class! Of course, they don’t need our help, but I just didn’t want to go to RS in a strange ward with no one I knew. Going to sunbeams and having snacks and watching the boys throw things out the classroom window was so much more fun!

    My request for my car on a road trip would be a massage chair option in the driver’s seat… we logged like 2800 miles in two weeks, and my neck muscles are super sore from all the time in the car!

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