In true retro-blogging form, I’m stealing Kacy’s idea of 100 Things, More or Less, About Me, she recently stole from other sources, and has perfected as an art form (Seriously, have you read her archives?).
Here are some random things about me:
I love flocked and fake looking Christmas trees best. In fact, Topher recently realized, as I was describing my perfect tree, that I want the kind they make fun of in The Charlie Brown Christmas special: shiny, commercialized, fake, and metal.
I am suspicious of people who don’t regularly clean their own toliets. Like, themselves.
I had a babysitter who never wore shoes and always brought a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and a bottle of Pepsi to our house every single time she came to babysit. She never offered to share any of those food items, but I don’t blame her for that now. I later babysat for her kids once and her husband told me an offensive joke (mostly inappropriate because it wasn’t funny) on the drive home and when I didn’t laugh (again, not funny), he then immediately apologized and they never asked me to babysit again. That was the last I ever heard of either one of them.
I am never “baby hungry” when I have a toddler.
It bothers me a lot when people sing inappropriate musical numbers at Church.
Although I am “a hugger,” all of my closest friends are “non-huggers.”
My biggest cleaning tip is to throw away stuff which I secretly think is cheating. I’m such a rebel!
I was in a movie with William Shatner, but I’ve never met him.
I routinely think of opening statements I would use to introduce myself to celebrities. To William Shatner I would say, “Hey, we’re in a movie together and we’ve never even met!”
I like to make faces, particularly this face (I think it properly expresses how I feel most of the time):
This face expresses a feeling/word I have not found yet, but will continue searching for:
And this is my “Oh, bless your heart!” face I like to find occasion for at least once a day:
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